Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
Posted 2 days ago with 10,808 notes
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Posted 3 days ago with 58,793 notes
Posted 3 days ago with 101,332 notes
): I look like poop. but, hannah is so pretty. I love you so much, and I can’t thank you enough for helping me through so much. you’re the best friend anyone could ask for. :)
http://hippogriffical.tumblr.com/
Posted 3 days ago with 0 notes
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WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL, CENSORED
there are literally tears flowing from my eyeballs!!!!
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Posted 5 days ago with 6,600 notes
this movie is so weird.
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Posted 5 days ago with 570 notes
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